The BS detector

It was the first day of classes and man was I nervous! Everyone who I had talked to said that university would be wayyy harder then high school and that I'd be having homework like no tomorrow. Of course the thought always ran in my mind as to whether those comments were like the one's made by elementary teachers who said "you gotta practice your handwriting skills cause once you get to high school you'll have to do handwriting for everything". Those comments were BS!! I wish I would of purchased a BS detector cause that thing would be beeping off the charts!

7:00am

I force myself to wake up at this ungodly hour and do the usual brush teeth take a shower routine that I do everyday. Boy, was that shower ever small...I had to twist and turn my way just to grab a bottle of shampoo/conditioner combo that my parents had purchased. I particularly liked this combo because it was quick and effective...you put a glob of stuff in your hair once, rinse it off and your done.

7:20am

I rushed to my wardrobe and put on the best stylish combo I could find. I believe that I went with the beige shorts and white Puma shirt combo which was stylish at the time and provided maximum bicep show-off-ability...

7:30am

I rushed to the classroom of which I had been shown through the Create first year gathering thingy and was surprised to see that the class was almost full....the class started at 8am....I ended up finding a seat near the front of the class in the so called "keener seats".

8:00am

The professor arrived to the classroom and told everyone about himself. He gave us a sheet of paper and asked us in groups of two to write down whether we thought this story he came up with was ethical or not and why.

8:15am

My partner and I submitted our answer and then the teacher told us that the class was over for the day.

8:16am

I searched the internet for a BS detector so that I would not be told any more stories about having to hand write or that university would be hard...